So last night I was at a laundromat doing a load of towels. Pretty normal, right? I put them in, hit the button, went to the little sitting area to wait. The thing is, every time a towel came out of the dryer it was the wrong color. I put in blue, got olive green. White came out a really pale tan. I kept reloading them but the colors just kept shifting.
Anyway I stood up to go check the next machine and the doorway to it was just… open. No door. And there was this warm breeze blowing out like the whole back wall was gone and there was a backyard out there. No backyard. There was a concrete wall.
I just stared at it for a sec. Then I walked over to the vending machine by the door, grabbed a hot tea because I was getting thirsty. Pulled the little tab, raised the cup to my lips, and the whole thing went completely lukewarm. Like body temp water. I took a sip, couldn’t even feel it.
I turned around and the entire laundromat was sitting inside a giant shoebox. Like the cardboard walls were maybe four inches away. The fluorescent lights were just little plastic bulbs. I grabbed the edge of the box to steady myself and that’s when I woke up.